The Sneaker Saga





If you’re a regular reader, you’ve probably noticed that I don’t make the most practical choices when it comes to footwear. Though I do own a few pair of flats, I was sorely lacking a pair of lace-up sneakers. Turning down certain invites because I didn’t have the appropriate footwear (playing basketball in Dries wedges seemed way too dangerous!) was getting old, so I had Lee take me by the Nike Outlet last week. Lo and behold, I found the most ridiculous shoes in the entire store. Don’t they resemble space-age marshmallows?
P.S. The style is called the ‘Women’s High Vandal Premium.’

Tags: Consumption, Nubby, Style



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Mmm lovely! I wear sneakers with everything.
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Those. are. intense. I would like to see the outfit you’re wearing with them! I’m sure you’ll rock those shoes like no other.
I would have called them “Moon Walkers,” if I had been in charge of advertising!
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Wow, shiny! Shame I have such an aversion to Nike and their dodgy business practices.
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oooh future-tastic! i have a similar pair of no-brand hi-tops in metallic pink. i think shiny = faster, so good choice!
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Ash: Moon Walkers, indeed. I will call them that from now on! These are just for extra-curricular activities. I never wear sneakers otherwise.
Fiend: I have nothing against Nike; I’ve done a lot of design work for them in the past. Also, I am a supporter of Oregon-based companies.
pilgrim: Shiny = Faster is my favorite equation now! Haha.
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haha, these would go lovely with some spandex pants and an off-the-shoulder sweatshirt
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Yes! I saw these and thought, “She found Michael Jackson sneakers!
” etc.
I used to have a pair of cheap, cheap platform Chucks knockoffs in metallic sapphire blue satin. I loved them, but they were so heavy that they wouldn’t stay on my feet at the heel.
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So shiney! I want some now.
Nearly all of my shoes are ‘practical’ because I walk so much, so I really must get myself something jaw-droppingly luscious.
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Amazing! You can do a super slam dunk in those for sure! This is so fitting, I just booked tickets for the Orlando Magic game for when I’m in Florida!
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RE: Fiend’s comment – you don’t even mind their using sweatshops?
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Oh. My. Gawd. These are amazing.
[Are you good at basketball? I've never been good at sports, except a little bit of swimming.]
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awesome! they will match your nails!
Next week there will be a photo of you covered in tin foil then the silver transformation will be complete! .. i would probably do that if i had them. I wanted a space themed birthday party this year. Not that people in space walk around in tin foil! But it’s the student way..
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impractical sneakers are *always* the way to go. I wear a lot of sneakers at my job and i have found my favourite pair is a pair of “big kid’s” nike’s (i have a very small foot…) that look like this. they’re so excellent!
i love yours though, aw man.
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M.E.: You’re totally onto me….it’s all about the MJ look! If he traded in his loafers for sneakers, I hope they would be these Nikes.
amanda lee: I am terrible at sports and especially basketball because I’m short!
Shauna: Tinfoil is totally the way to go! And you can recycle it afterwards…
melissa dominic: I have ‘big kid’ sized feet too but didn’t see anything that awesome! Wow. They’re like pop art for the feet!
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Those are too awesome!!
And they’re Nike!
But this only reminds me that I hav to buy real shoes and stop wearing flats to work. Shopping carts hurt!
^-^
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I LOVE THEM!
Ash was totally right about calling them moonwalkers. A very Nubby appropriate nick name for them methinks =)
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They are quite ridiculous. But I appreciate the aesthetic. I’m a fan of space age-looking stuff. If I had those they would be my “David Bowie” shoes.
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I want to see what you wear these with.
<3
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Carrie: Yes, very very Bowie.
Star: Probably black leggings and a black shirt. They’re not for regular wear, just for athletics-related outings.
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Wow! I’d be veeeery nervous if I saw my opponent stride up to the court wearing those. They make me think of Michael J Fox in Back to the Future; all you need now is a hoverboard!
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Oh my gosh. I NEED these!!! These are way too cool. Love them, love the blog, love you!
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Team them with some shiny glittery legging, some obnoxious metallic dress, some cool robot sunglasses and some futuristic toy gun – you’ve got yourself a good halloween constume. Heh!
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Sophia: Aww, thank you very much!
Emma: Ahahahaaaaa. That would be amazing.
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Nubby, silver is always an awesome choice. Have you seen the new white metal vandals? They are so sex! I attached a link to a picture of them… they are so gorgeous from a design perspective.
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/msmiele2/whitevandals.png
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I’ve been wanting to get a pair like that, all chrome, and cover them in multi-color diamantes! Maybe someday…
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I’m a fan of ridiculous sneakers, but can never bring myself to wear them when I have the option of wearing something else. I have three pairs of reebok freestyles, but my favs (and the most ridiculous) are these: http://checkyourself.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/reebok-freestyle-gold/
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LOL awesome find! I’ve got silver sneakers this spring, too, because my mom got me a pair of sequined sneakers from Bebe. Yikes. I really didn’t think I could pull that off, but oh, what the heck!
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If only you had searched for Nikes a few years back… you’d have been able to get ones that glow in the dark!!
http://www.nicekicks.com/2007/03/nike-glow-in-the-dark-illumination-package/
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I need some shoes for walking around for hours at Orlando (Disney/Sea world/Universal). Do you think those are good shoes to walk around in? I wasn’t sure what you thought of the comfort for walking in all day. (like the sole being thick enough)
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